Should you wish to refresh your memory of Brutaloo’s SECRET ORIGIN story, here are all the episodes of Ax-Brutaloo that contained Flashbacks (that actually advanced the story). Please note that this list is only the Secret Origin Story parts, many of which are embedded in the greater story of “Ax Brutaloo” itself, which is obviously discontinuous at points where episodes containing no flashbacks were omitted. You may wish to read the other comics for context.

Part I: Scootaloo Hatchling

Part II: Curse of the Disney Protagonist

Part III: Brutal Breakout

Part IV: Into the Den of the Beast

Part V: City of the Dead

Part VI: Flown the Coop

Part VII: Favors Repaid

Part VIII: Winging It

Part IX: White Chicken Down

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~ THE END ~

((I have begun to reach the point in my life where I can no longer update the blog as much as I have in the past, and even though I could keep you all waiting months on end for another update, I think it would be for the best to end it now while I have the chance.))

((The above sentence is an excerpt from AskSpikeDaDragon’s latest update, whose mod put the blog to rest yesterday - please go and check out the rest of his conclusion. As for me, I’m not ending Ax Brutaloo just yet! OR AM I???? Stay tuned, brutaleers!))

To Be Continued…?

THE TENSION MOUNTS!!!!!

(Get it? “Mounts”… as in “horses” (or other animals upon which one rides)… hurrrr)

((Tune in next time, when Brutaloo says “It’s a Unix system! I know this!”))

((Just kidding. I’ll tone down the Jurassic Park references now.))

>_>

((Maybe.))

((In other news, I now have quite a number of “Axes” about Rainbow Sock Dash - thanks! :D I’ll get to answering some of them soon. But first, we’ve got a jail to bust out of!))

NOW will you all stop asking about it?

((Gawrsh, this blog sure is a barrel-o-laffz, huh gang? Tune in next time for more light-hearted, wholesome family fun!))

Uh-oh, shit’s about to get real! Stay tuned, brütaleers…

So, yeah, this actually happened. Note how they were IMPRISONED, and then I BUSTED THEM OUT. Yeah. I wonder if KARMA will PAY ME BACK for that someday. Because BUSTING SOMEPONY OUT OF A CELL sure doesn’t relate to MY current situation AT ALL, does it? HINT, HINT.

In an unrelated note, these pictures were uploaded by selecting “CHOOSE FILE”.

CHOOSE FILE.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

HINT HINT

Holy shit I can’t believe that actually work- ER I MEAN HOORAAAAYYYY!!! WE DID IT!!! Brutal thanks to Budaclees for being Follower #3000! The others (Dreamchaser, Spaxio and DJ 4PPL3ST4L1I0N) showed up just afterward. Note that the follower-counter widget lags by at least a day.

Part II of Brutaloo’s secret origin story was brought to you by KFC and Disney’s Bambi.

STOP CRYING, DAMMIT!!!

YEAH I WAS CUTE & ADORABLE ONCE. BIG WHOOP, WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?

STAY TUNED FOR PART II!