Oh come ON! You all saw the footage! He ran across the road WITHOUT WAITING FOR GREEN SIGN!!!! HE’S THE REAL CRIMINAL!! LOOK AT THE BRUISES I GOT!!!! But noooo, the liberal media dictates that we all have to side with the dragon, because I was RACING home from the prom when he decided to throw himself in front of traffic, yes, RACING home, and the liberal media is RACIST.

Kinkie Pie, stop gazing licentiously at my cuffs. They’re not the non-chafing, velvet-lined type like your ones are!

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    reblogging just because the CSI YEEEAAAAHHHH meme is like my favorite thing ever
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    Oh GOd WHYY! (have I not thought of that before)